Spongebob vs Paw Patrol



Me: Welcome one and all to the first episode of Pedram's Death battle In this corner weighing 35ibs with a height of 4''1 he loves jellyfishing, blowing bubbles and cooking krabby patties and his friends are here to help him today we have: TEAM SPONGEBOB

Spongebob: aw yeah promotion

Patrick: *snoring*

Squidward: *sigh* I don't even know why I'm here

Mr. Krabs: I hope we win this battle

Gary: Meow

Plankton: I guess I can fight

Sandy: I'll show our competitors what we're made of

Me: Ok well in that corner weighing 88ibs and a height of 26 inches He is the worst show in all of history and he's with his dog friends today we have TEAM PAW PATROL

Chase: I'll show that stupid sponge who's boss

Me: Ok let's get it started in 3 2 1 GO

Marshall attacks Mr. Krabs while Spongebob is fighting chase

Sandy karate chops tuck and kills him while Ella cries her eyes out when all of a sudden Patrick comes and does the ninja shuriken attack killing Ella

Sandy: Patrick I think that was Overkill

Patrick: There is no such thing as overkill

Zuma and Everest fight Mr. Krabs and Squidward which was actually a huge mistake considering how big Mr. Krabs and Squidward were which caused Zuma to be flung against the wall and Everest to be turned into meatloaf

Plankton and Marshall (whom was thrown after pouncing on Mr. Krabs) start fighting violently until plankton grabs his matter disintegration ray and kills Marshall with it

Chase: alright Spongebob are you ready to settle this

Spongebob: Bring it on you no excuse for a goddamn show on NICKELODEON

Chase starts running around in circles and Spongebob tries to hit the dog with his spatula, after several tries Spongebob finally slashed chase leaving a huge gash in his body

Chase starts biting Spongebob's hand but Spongebob starts laughing

Chase: What?

Spongebob: That tickles but anyways it's time for me to finish the fight

Chase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8ZbpxV382U

Spongebob's friends come and start maiming the Dog to death

KO